shingles A Misterbianco takes place, like every three years, the great feast of the patron
Sant'Antonio Abate .
With all due respect, I do not care about anything
the party .
The problem is that, even if they are not interested in the festivities, I am forced to take an interest the same: to move the parked car because he has to spend the holy, be careful when you leave and when you enter because some roads are blocked by the saint and However, waking up at all hours because "we have to shoot the bombs to the saint."
bombs, fireworks. In 2010, nine years after the expected "Space Odyssey", people are still having fun with fireworks:
PUM! "Ah, ah, ah, how nice,"
PAM! "Iiiiiih! Incredible!"
PEM! "I'm really stunned." In short, the era of drawing up the map of the human genome, space travel, movies 5D
people is enhanced with two more bombarelle. Leaving aside the psychological and the inherent discomfort of the fires, fired the most unexpected times (7 am to midnight ...), there is another element to consider:
fireworks, as the name implies, produce FIRE. Every time we celebrate the patron, it makes a great display of firepower,
with the result that every year takes something on fire. who lived in the center, must always Be careful not to burn the house.
Last night, while running away from the village to go to the birthday of a dear friend,
c 'was all a part of the SS121, direction Catania, with fires on the roadside. This was a gruesome spectacle and also a danger to road safety. Firefighters are now three times a day Misterbianco, to extinguish fires caused by fireworks, shifting their operational capability to fire unnecessary and predictable, depriving much more dangerous and unpredictable summer fires.
The phenomenon has therefore all the characteristics of arson, and should therefore be terminated authorities. Unfortunately the authorities are all around to enjoy the party.
What a waste of effort and good will ... would be nice, to hear about the same Sant'Antonio Abate. It will turn out something like this:
- Faithful Anthony! You know, you shoot many, many bombs!
- St. Anthony: You of morons. You have not understood anything.
- F.: But we worship you! We also carry on their shoulders a huge statue in your honor! We suffer for you!
- SA: You are truly idiots. Who told you to suffer for me?
- F.: So everything we do is useless! All the money we spend in your honor!
- SA: You are idiots. Instead of burning money unnecessarily, think of the poor people that have both not to work and feed their children, think of the things that really matter.
- F.: But we do all this for YOU!
- SA: You are ignorant. You do all this for YOU!
Amen.
PS: The photo above is the mythical
Lupinanto .
PPS: Thanks for the inspiration
Andrea. So maybe you will not agree with everything.
