Tuesday, March 8, 2011

What If I Get An Erection While Waxing

The labors of our Sendra

How hard is going on a mission. For course work.

A long journey, a time zone that you scrambled, Monia at home than you think ....

... and then work.

visits, meetings, official meetings.

Never a bit of free time.

to work ...

Nice work ...

But that work ...

Monday, March 7, 2011

Toy Poodles Normal Heart Rate

not come in threes

Very well last night.

"We have done our duty ... won 3 to 0" .

This is the beautiful message that I received last night. Bat Volleyball beaten and three other points should be to consolidate our ranks.
But after two rounds of relatively "easy", comes now the leaders Feibus.
And as they say ... not come in threes!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

What Is This Air Freshener In Trucks

Three excellent points in

We were definitely more concerned about the impending earthquake that was supposed to come within a few hours rather than our opponent, but ... never say never!

It 's true that the first leg we were in an emergency situation but it is also true that we have spent so much of our !!!!!!!!!!!!! This time everything went as it should. The difference between the squadrea was clear there could be no other result ... but the first leg!

and classification, also saw the results of other matches, will shrink again: four teams in four points. And we are there!

training almost complete, missing the Treviso Ivana and Lulu. Lulu made a living, let us know something about you! We're waiting! And of course justified the absence of "Chinese".

return to the game, except for some strange episode, there were difficult moments. In most parts of each set was enough to beat good shift, even particularly insidious way to secure the score. And then all of

Cenci to wait for the 5: Happy Birthday Coach!

Difference Between Small And Big Anjeer

Top 5 movies that every nerd waiting

For some time now, Hollywood has decided to use the comic book heroes to make films at the box office engulfed. This is also because for some year or so, the special effects allow you to recreate what was once viewed only on a comic page.

But 'nuff said and see the Top 5 film (almost) every nerd looks forward :


5th place: Dylan Dog - Dead of Night
(Kevin Munroe, 16 March 2011)

Brandon Routh
which sports one of his two facial expressions ...

Say this movie is highly anticipated is a bit 'too much. Let's say that all fans of DYD are there waiting to see what he will be horrible.

The premises are all there:
a) will not be set in London but in New Orleans (!!!) (hating misery thief!).
b) Groucho Marx will be replaced by Marcus (and who is this?).
c) There will be no Inspector Bloch (which will be replaced by a table lamp pink).
d) The beetle is black with white roof instead (Hear, hear!) Black with white coat!
s) Dylan not pronounce his typical exclamation, "Judah dancer! "(they are still choosing to make him exclaim" Maremma thief! "Or" Holy scoop! ")
f) In the movie the main villain is a vampire (and I thought ...) and DYD fight against werewolves (perhaps shots karate ...) and prove to a zombie (Marcus. ..) to be zombies, shooting them (while respecting the character ...). In the trailer you also feel the phrase "You do not need a plan. Only the biggest guns. "Perfectly in line with do not know which character from an old western ...
g) Brandon Routh the actor is obviously more correct: after the unexpressed part of Superman Returns, it seems logical that the next step would be to force Dylan Dog. We wait as the protagonist for the next remake of Gandhi. Let us

the trailer, to understand what is spoken:

It 'worth noting the elegance of silver brass knuckles
that
Dylan Dog wears in the trailer ...

But enough is enough with the easy irony, the movie is coming out, and then ono s ready to be denied (but when did ...).
VOTE ESTIMATE: 1 to 5 (and I was too good ...).


* * * * * *

4th place: Green Lantern
(Martin Campbell, June 17 2011)

Admire Hal Jordan's costume in all its shine ...
er ... that is ... in all his "thing", well ...

Of Green Lantern, one can only say that there are high expectations of the people of the nerd, though, after seeing the trailer, something that might not work would be:
a) costume of Computer Graphic Green Lantern , did turn up their nose to many fans. I think, on balance, there may also be, as Hal Jordan create it with the ring of power, and then look "fake" could well be fine. We will see.
b) The special effects in general all seem a bit 'too "plastic". Also here, time will tell.
c) The face of Abin Sur (the guy with the purple face of the trailer, for the uninitiated ...) unequivocally is rubber.

Here's the trailer of which has been discussed:

Abin Surfacciadigomma Have you seen it? Sigh ...

It is also important to acknowledge that you have the hands of the good stuff ( the Green Lantern Corps and stories attached is a great cool! ) even if my sense of nerd pinches and makes me think that this project perish tragically in the trash more sinister. In short, a film which is hovering between "cool stars" and "astral stupid."
VOTE ESTIMATE: 3 out of 5 (for sympathy ...).


* * * * * *

3rd place: X-Men - First Class
(Matthew Vaughn, June 2011)

The poster, Xavier the longhair is desperate because
lose all the hair and nose hair ...

You start to enter the hot zone of the league. This film comes in third place, not on merits, but for f iducia given to Marvel in the package good movies on their characters.
For the rest, we can assume that the trailer:

a) Charles Xavier still has his hair and we did not care to see anything like that. By the way, if I were James McAvoy, I would see as a blow to the evil eye trichological not bad!
b) Apart from Xavier and Magneto, the other actors playing X-Men are not exactly the best characterization of the ...
c) There are yellow overalls!
d) There is also Kevin Bacon, which could be good or bad.
e) The entire 'X-Men is the story of young people could be so boring, like a Beverly Hills 90210 with super powers ...

Here, however, the trailer subtitled:

Xavier confirm that with your hair you can not just watch ...

We start therefore with great confidence, but once again my sense of nerd pinches a bit.
VOTE ESTIMATE: 3 out of 5 (I hope so but I do not imbalance ...).



* * * * * *

2nd place: Captain America - T he First Avenger
(Joe Johnston, July 27, 2011)


On this film I have some hope. The character is wonderful and there are all possibilities. By Marvel that you can do it! Some considerations:
a) Chris Evans is Captain America. It is not as bad choice. This also means that Marvel has decided to divorce her second film of the Fantastic Four, where Evans was the Human Torch. Obviously they too have realized that those movies sucked ...
b) Cap's costume, pre and post World War II, inspired by that of the Ultimates, it seems to me good, but in the trailer are all too briefly to see if it will seem ridiculous ...
c) E 'was published the first photos of Red Skull this:
I give him a nice 10 for dress and deportment, but I still fear for the effect of "rubber face", which I hope will be corrected in post-production.
d) The story could be potentially great. have already done all the work on Ultimates in the construction of the characters. There are bad guys, the Nazis! And now this is enough to make a good movie (Indiana Jones has always worked!). And then there's Captain America ! The symbol of American hero! I hope they will remember what they are doing.

Here's the trailer:
But you saw him? And 'Captain America!

E 'useless to hide I look forward to this movie!
VOTE ESTIMATE: 4 out of 5 (because I do not want to compromise).


* * * * * *

1st Place: Thor
(Kenneth Branagh, April 29, 2011)

The poster, Natalie Portman
try to give depth and complexity to the film ...

And last, I left the film in which I hope more: Thor! The God of Thunder! I wait for him when, after the end credits of Iron Man 2, I and three others of my kind, taken by emotion to see "that" hammer, burst into tears of joy and we all went to celebrate at Piazza Europa, as if we had won the championship, singing songs like "Can not Jump is Loki!" and eventually we were taken to the police station and kept in custody for 10 days (note: just the facts narrated, may not correspond to reality).

The Thor Trailer opens the way to a few comments:
a) As usual, the costumes are the focus of criticism. The armor are at risk "effect Big Jim" but I, as a blind supporter, I will not pretend to have seen them well ...
b) Chris Hemsworth, in the role of Thor, is perfect. We hope it is in acting as ...
c) Enough with the criticism! I want this film is beautiful! Of course! Sigh! Please! Bhuaaa! (Tears in buckets ...).

This is the trailer:

In the trailer you can see Anthony Hopkins
with armor that makes you forget the muzzle
he wore in The Silence of the Lambs

It will be understood that I shamelessly rooting for This Movie! say that the night I sleep with all fingers crossed, even those feet! I'm also ignoring my sense of nerd , plucking desperately trying to warn me ...
VOTE ESTIMATE: 5 out of 5 (because it must be so, that's all!).


PS: In my list I have deliberately omitted The Amazing Spider Man , Batman: The Dark Knight Rises and Conan, a bit 'cause I did so and a bit' cause I did so. But I'll definitely later.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

King Cavalier Poodle Mix

Boato Alpago impacts Belluno

A roar, this time clearly felt by the entire population of Alpago happened the other morning accompanied by a powerful, albeit limited, knocked. The epicenter was registered in Via Matteotti, 75 / B - 32016 Farra d'Alpago (BL).
instruments have recorded the shock of 12 ° cm the scale of the heels of women's shoes as well as the 10th degree of the scale sveiabauchi.

The only person to have been damaged is a woman in Ponte nelle Alpi (pictured with some parts deleted to ensure anonymity) routine of the place, which fortunately was able to use the box at that time was carrying as an attenuator of damage that could be much more serious.
Interviewed shortly after the television program "Wild - Oltrenatura," the woman was able to express only a few concepts that probably still in shock, were confusing, "Now how am I to take the piss out of my husband?" And then: "But that is contagious?" and again: "I will finish in the blog! This not!"

Unfortunately this event has affected the team's performance on Thursday night that was surrendered to the Belluno Giesse with a 1 to 2, which however, comfort, always keeps us in high positions in the standings in fourth place, and yet at +4 by the fifth. We had it fixed
pontalpini thinking about this poor woman and her family ... and this has definitely limited our "high" potential.
From then ricarichiamoci for the next game and 1, 10, 50 Energy 5 to all!

Hello Sandro, let us know if the Chinese have it as our Italian!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Sniffing Her Sleeping Friend's Nylon Feet

If not now when? Catania 13/02/2011


I would like to publish (in part) the remarks of our dear Gaetano to post about La Russa kicking :

[ ...] I find that today there is no politician who can represent , just as there are politicians who now fail to amaze me. The act in question leaves me disgusted and disturbed little dangerously, in the sense that the level of addiction is skyrocketed ! Compared with what is happening in these years is equivalent to the launch of kicking a ball of paper with the tube of a Bic pen ... an empty dispettino an obnoxious child, spoiled and pain in the ass! For my part, despite the widespread inertia that characterizes the last generation (and I'll put in the middle), only now feel the need to participate in initiatives mass emphasize the profound unease that many other people share with mine.
In this regard I would like to link to the brief account of the event held in Catania ... "




publishing the video because:
- is very well fitted by Gaetano ;
- there are shots of Deborah ;
- there is a soundtrack which breaks ;
- it's nice to see that even in Catania property, may be held peaceful demonstrations.

PS: Of course, the fantastic pictures in the head post is Deborah !

Saturday, February 19, 2011

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One year



Recurs today the anniversary of the first post on my blog .

It was 21:02, 19 February 2010.

Then, I was young and inexperienced.

Today, however, are old and inexperienced.

To celebrate, then as now, I share with you a video of the legendary AC / DC :



be noted in the video face Angus Young, while that sounds like a cross between a psychopath and a goldfish, always on the verge of a sneeze that will not come. Brian Johnson contrast, hoarse as a Howler monkey pregnant. However

go forward. We'll see what

happen ...

Friday, February 18, 2011

Patron Saint Hypertension

OFP Volleyball - Dolomites 6-0


Once again, the derby and it is our perfect score!

Well done guys. Performance CAPS. Mission accomplished!

envoy from the field provides me with details that do not give refuge to any doubt. The game was real, hard fought, but also won! And there was also ample room for controversy which obviously we do not ever pull back!

And so, finally we Ivi which could put down heavy balls, Silvia, who is exalted in joke, that maybe Al has found the right contact lenses that immaculate receptions allowed, Denis returned to very high levels (and therefore certainly this week still had not seen), and then, last but not least, our Fabinho

wall and crushed band !!... but he played in place of Pier?

speed ahead!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Tonsillitus Self Diagnosis

La Russa: the elegance of the house is

little to say about a video that has been around the web. The always elegant

Minister La Russa insults and kicks a reporter Annozero, Corrado Formigli, and then, as a child of three years, accuses the journalist of having kicked!

pain in spades ...

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Memberlogin Sean Cody

salt and salt does not hurt ...

As you continue to accuse me of listening to music from "old", this post, to honor the great victory against Limavady begins with a modern music video.


Sale
my age, salt our rankings!

Well done guys. Two beautiful big points against Limavady running at this year can not beat us. 2 to One leg (with the unforgettable 34-32 in the third set) and 2 to 1 Friday night.

Greetings Sandro (Monia had intestinal problems - you know ... the influence - and had to stay home) and the game starts. Great balance though often INTEROTTICA that brought us to break out somewhere, then brought together, and so on. But the first set and our confidence to make good things grow.
In the second part we arrive on the 18th in a tie but then ilbreak good they have it and so the set is closed.
In the third conviction is entered and is a great win.

Special thanks to Denis that has taken the responsibility of training in the week that the coach was missing. Unfortunately was unable to complete the program he had planned (lob recovery center), but otherwise everything has worked really well !!!!!

And now the derby ... WIN!

Monday, February 7, 2011

Examples Of Pipe Wall Thickness Calculations

Fabinho there

Friday 4 game against the passing of Feltre.
E 'of the first half of the season. Our victory was the first leg dry for 3 to 0.
enter the field with all of our beautiful blue suit. The only note of color to the mega Errea written on his pants and one sleeve.
The gym is hot, indeed, but at least someone believes that it is time to remove the sweatshirt and now a dazzling Brazilian light yellow makes us squint. Scrutinize then fixed with her hands and we see.

Fabinho there!



For the record, we win 2 in a second set with a beautiful, almost perfect, where we collect the fruits of months and months of physical training and technical letting our opponents to 10 points.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

How To Sleep After Sciatic Nerve Surgery

The king has no clothes (maybe)


Done The Daily
says that there are some around nude photo of Berlusconi, the mysterious intent (not so ...) the practice of the bunga-bunga.

Niccolo Ghedini and Piero Longo , Premier's legal, but state :

"It should be noted that if indeed they had been offered to newspapers such photos would be considered and certainly patently false and it is not possible that Berlusconi has ever found in such situations "

and inaugurating a new method!

Let me explain.

Suppose a poor man is accused of stealing a Hungarian salami in a supermarket.

In the photo, a Hungarian salami, unaware of the fruit of sin.

We have the same is declared innocent.

We have responded to the supermarket there are recordings of surveillance cameras that nail .

Well, now our unfortunate could argue, through his attorney assigned to office, that:

"If there were video recordings where you see my client intention of stealing a salami-type Hungarian would be considered false, because my client has never been in situations like that "

Fantastic!

Friday, February 4, 2011

Opening Speech On Annual Day Of A School

The spot. Any



This video has already made two times around the network, and then who am I to fail to post it on my blog?

The spot is incomparably beautiful , but I do not know how many (nerds) will recall that you are trying to sell a Passat ...

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Things To Say On A Friend's Wedding



Sisley There was last night in Belluno.

volleyball high levels.

We were too.

The game he was leaving without any great excitement until Dante was hurt, I'm sorry for him, but finally it was time to

Marcelo Elgarten Marcelinho said

dribbler

Height: 184 cm
Weight: 93 kg
Born in Rio de Janeiro
Nat.: BRA
Date of Birth: 11/09/1974

latest purchase of Sisley ... and the game has changed.

After leaving his signature, however, in the first three rounds of the set with the stop that led points, now it was his full-time. Yet this guy he looks vaguely familiar ...

In the field a player who finally took over the team and brought it to victory. A new player for us but that, but I repeat, I do not know who had a of "but I have already seen ... because it seemed so familiar?

Pier looked at me puzzled, but I had the same thought. Who will remember?

We turn to the right both to Fabio .... Fabio .... yet .... want? Noooooo ....

4 th September 25 to 24 Sisley. If you do not win you go home. At the forefront is Marcelinho. Sisley beats. Peter turns around and says, "one of Wall Marcelinho and you go to tie break." Said. Done. Splendido.

5 th September In mid-September is ahead Marcelinho. Here comes a high ball, such as those that still want to Fabio and Pier turn: "First touch and go." Said. Done. Risplendido. We turn again

Fabio and then towards the light reaches us. It was so obvious:

we who have Fabinho!
THE ONLY, THE ONLY, THE ORIGINAL



Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Adult Animated Gif Blog

One man, one engineer. ... and even our captain!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Disconnecting Line Letter Sample

11 games to average 2.1 points

What we did had to do . Three points were to get the three points they arrived.

After the initial briefing (see first photo at left, a time of briefing), that the coach wanted to keep in spite of everything, we made a quick visit to a franchise dell'Upim (See second photo at right, the shop) to buy a few pairs of knee-length socks technicians.

Finally the race starts.

Except that the coach was tired and did the coach, we all fell in the field. It was only Denis, who was kidnapped from his wife after days of hiding, and Elisa, at work .... (No comment).
to underline the capital performance of the Lie that has performed in all the fundamentals, from shoulder to dunk (with the technique of hidden hand, or better known as the dead hand).
Benino There he plays the hundreds of balloons and performed excellent in attack diagonally, close on three feet, but they are easily retrieved by opponents. For this reason we decided to give her some training sessions with a "superior team" in order to refine the technique so that will be able to make some point!

The ranking has moved. the top four in just three points. And we're there.

Now begins the second round ...

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Business Plan Broiler Farm

(Review) The Cape


Making a film about the matter Cetto, lucky character created by Antonio Albanian, was not easy: the risk of falling into kitsch and vulgarity was behind free the corner.

fact, Any , is the apotheosis of kitsch!

bright colors, dialogues and cialtronaggine bloom that is breathed in every scene.

This would be unnecessarily harsh and end in itself, if it were not for the fact that (unfortunately) create a caricature and not so detailed fresco of Italy today.

Excellent raw interpretation of Albanian, perhaps other less successful characters, as the consultant of the fake Milan while good Sergio Rubini, which in the end you do not understand the usefulness of the film in the economy .


In the picture, La Cetto Whatever shows off one of his full
less obvious ...

Finally, a good movie, maybe not for the whole family, and that today has more the flavor of a documetario that a film of invention.

Indeed, La Cetto Any , seen today, it seems almost too delicate ...

Maybe we expected to laugh more, and in several scenes laugh, but a bitter laugh, we laugh because the reality and turning the final good or feel-good do not come.

And perhaps rightly so because in the end there is a straight line.

If there is a change in the film does not mention it.

is missing in fact, actually ...

PS: Squidoo as an unparalleled cinema Trinacria Misterbianco has struck again, cutting at least five minutes from the scene of the press conference. Great. Keep it up.

PPS: I still consider by far the most exhilarating rallies single Cetto The matter, which I refer, for example, the following:

Monday, January 24, 2011

Leave And Agreement And Lease Deed

Dedicated to Ivan


" It 'just the opportunity to realize a dream that makes life interesting. " Paulo Coelho

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Celebrating Wedding Anniversarybangalore

Stigmata

We had barely digested the treason of Gigia, barely, that another tile falls down on his head.
And the damage, as a stigma, now appears well out on the head of the captain, our captain, our guiding light ... that express all our pain so that the whole world can see.

Dear There, what will you do without us? (read good I wrote it without us rather than us without TE)

return to the sport. Last night game against Panciera Rosa. Important game in the standings because we had only one point ahead.
bad start with many errors of all (I personally believe that he had never wrong so many receptions in a row) and the first set we lose badly.
Then, a slight improvement in all departments, repeat ... light, however, leads us to glory!

Two important points because after all we are always at the top of the standings, 3 points from the first two and the third one. A fourth place until the end that we must take to play the final ...

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Milena D. Moggysgalleries

(Review)


been waiting for this "The Cape" , the new NBC TV series of background superhero.

few days ago, I happily watched the first episode. Here's the idea that I have done:

sucks. We must not look at all, even from afar.

End of review.

Thinking about the (silly) plot of the serial, in relation to news that read these days, I thought of writing a hypothetical alternative plot for Italian fiction, with Gabriel Garko is that the janitor of a kindergarten ninja.

The original
The Cape tells of a cop who is framed on charges of being the ruthless criminal masked that is hunting. Believed to be dead, our hero, instead of going to his wife and son to tell him all in tears, hiding under the ground in shame, is coached by a dwarf Circus of the robbers (?!?) and decides to dress up as the superhero's favorite son, groped to restore its respectability in the shadows, thanks to a prodigious cloak concealed (?!?), made spider silk (?!?), helped by un'abilissima computer hacker with Minority Report. The Italian version


The Cape of the Heads , tells of a wealthy corrupt that is (rightly) accused of corruption. The guy is now in TV (he has a lot of tv ...) to explain that he has nothing to do, that he likes women and so are all the corruption, how will it ... Then the cops summoned him to court for questioning and investigations continue. At that, the corrupt refuses to go to court and should be back on TV (another of his ...) and says that the police :
- are common
- are homosexual;
- have breath that stinks;
- you eat the children (that's what your breath ...)
- have killed Kennedy;
- were stolen from Mom's purse;
- are criminals;
- they're crazy;
- are tango dancers;
- Who have horns. The police
, I can not go on TV to defend themselves, decide to hide underground and dress up as clowns Circus Togni, to fight crime from the shadows and to rehabilitate their image compromised. Because of vistosissimi costumes are unfortunately taken away and arrested for aggravated foolery. Then the corrupt goes back on TV to say he was right, he did not do anything, that those who accused him was the real criminal and that he likes women much.
children, watching TV, they decide that they want to look like the corrupt, who is rich, who always pulls out of trouble with that which has the cunning and also a lot of females.


Please Italian writers who want to use my story for a fiction, with Gabriel Garko in the role of a skater who opens a shop of Scandinavian men's underwear, at least for mentioning me in the credits.
Thanks.



PS: I thank Gaetano for support.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

My Kundli Shani Dasha

the captain could have been worse


last night of his match against Mauro No Stress. Bad encounter, especially on our part, we play a game not. We lose 2 to 1 and we must console ourselves with the very point that we can still take home. I believe that is the first year I did not return home empty-handed, and an accomplice rather than a balanced league, we are still high in parts of the standings.

on Meaning of George, entered in the third set point us to win the game especially with a series of jokes that bring us back up 16-11 after a very dangerous for our opponents. How do you say? The important thing is to be ready at the right time? George's !

Oh well, hopefully the next game we are all a little more loads ...

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Can Hemorrhoids Occur Every Month?

For starters ...


Happy New Year to all and a kiss by Elisa.

Friday's first game of 2011 against the Sunrise gravity at the bottom of the standings. On paper it looked like an easy game then, well, relatively easy to view our great ability to adapt to opponents and then outclassed in skill! (See Fonzaso). Instead
was playing tiratissima. The first two sets won and the last 26 to 24 slightly more easily.

that position us very good 3 points in the fourth position (the difference in points) but only a point from the peak shared by two.

The good news is, however, have found in any field (except Ale bustling with other matters). E 'Fabio returned to full-time and we have seen for some points even Pier.

Good.